My eldest son is taller than me, and I’m really upset about it and don’t know where to turn. Can you recommend a good Tallness Reprogramming Center?
Noreen Said:February 5th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Yes. It’s called Take Back the Height.
Mr. Wrestle Said:February 5th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I love this woman…
Kristi Taylor Said:February 6th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I have worked hard to be short all my life, ever since I was about 7 years old. I realized then that unlike my friends, I had daily feelings of growth. When I talked to my parents, they encouraged me to put a brick on my head to avoid my tallness and the embarrassment it would bring to my family.During my teenage years and early 20’s I considered amputation at the knee so I could be short like everyone else. My family was willing to pay for the operation. At the age of 33 I met the most wonderful tall woman ever and we have decided that together we will tower over people like willows wherever we go. In October of 2008 we had a lovely ceremony by the sea in which we exchanged platform shoes, just before the November mandate to remain short.
Noreen Said:February 6th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Kristi, I am praying for you.
coxigru Said:February 7th, 2009 at 5:49 am
Now don’t get me wrong, some of my dearest friends are tall, but they know how to behave. They don’t flaunt it, see. That’s the thing. Now, we can accept tall people, but they should just stop flaunting it. So I say no to tall marriage and only yes to civil tallness.
My eldest son is taller than me, and I’m really upset about it and don’t know where to turn. Can you recommend a good Tallness Reprogramming Center?
Yes. It’s called Take Back the Height.
I love this woman…
I have worked hard to be short all my life, ever since I was about 7 years old. I realized then that unlike my friends, I had daily feelings of growth. When I talked to my parents, they encouraged me to put a brick on my head to avoid my tallness and the embarrassment it would bring to my family.During my teenage years and early 20’s I considered amputation at the knee so I could be short like everyone else. My family was willing to pay for the operation. At the age of 33 I met the most wonderful tall woman ever and we have decided that together we will tower over people like willows wherever we go. In October of 2008 we had a lovely ceremony by the sea in which we exchanged platform shoes, just before the November mandate to remain short.
Kristi, I am praying for you.
Now don’t get me wrong, some of my dearest friends are tall, but they know how to behave. They don’t flaunt it, see. That’s the thing. Now, we can accept tall people, but they should just stop flaunting it. So I say no to tall marriage and only yes to civil tallness.
oh, ali. you did it again.
thanks for putting it on video so we can watch your comedo across the states.
Hilarious! My laugh for the day.
SO funny. Love it!!