* Last night, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) and Glenn Beck produced the most fascinating hour of television. Fascinating in a 10 car pile up sort of way. Massa continued to plead his innocence of any sexual harassment saying, “Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe.” Not really helping your case buddy. Massa then went on to detail a steamy shower room encounter with Rahm Emanuel. Check it out:

* DON’T WORRY. There definitely has NOT been a compromise reached on the topic of abortion coverage in health care reform. Bart Stupak went out of this way to make sure you were aware of this by clarifying, “Everyone’s going around saying there’s a compromise – there’s no such thing.” I’m not sure that many people had jumped to the conclusion that a compromise had been reached in Washington, but thanks for clearing that up, Bart!

* 31 life-sized statues are being installed on rooftops and sidewalks across New York’s flatiron district as a new public art installation. The installation is called Event Horizon and the artist is attempting to “play with the city and people’s perceptions.”

* U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts said yesterday that Barack Obama’s comments about the Supreme Court at the State of the Union were “very troubling” and that the speech had “degenerated into a political pep rally.” Obama used this year’s State of the Union to criticize the court’s recent decision to allow corporations and special interests to spend money freely on political ads.

* Newsweek editor, Jon Meacham, is in negotiations to host his own television show which will air on Friday night’s and will be called, “Need to Know.” Mr. Meacham won a Pulitzer last year for “American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House.”

* Did Anderson Cooper take his boyfriend to the Vanity Fair Oscars party? Is it just me or is the Coop slowly easing one silver fox foot out of the closet at a time.

* Finally, Jon Stewart analyzed some anti-gay going ons in the great state of Virginia:

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