This isn’t the Common Man, it’s the Idiot Dunce! Palin & Joe for 2012, roflol!

When I was a reporter, I was taught that the best way to make anyone look foolish was to quote him at length and with great accuracy. Even educated folk rarely speak in complete sentences, let alone paragraphs. Joe makes himself look foolish in eight words or less.

We need to make it clear what a carnival freak show the homophobes and hypocrites really are.

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!!

Meet Joe the intolerant plumber: “I ain’t lettin’ my queer friends near my kids, cause it’s my job to destroy them. Not anyone else’sss. I don’t want my kids to know their ass from their elbow, and I sho’ as heck don’t want no queer guy in their ass up to his elbow.”

Meet Carrie Prejean, the underwear model/beauty queen for Jesus: “God told me to get plastic tits, porcelain teeth, bleached hair, and a spray tan so I could strut around in stripper shoes in order to preach about what is natural in His eyes. That reminds me: I forgot my tinted contacts!”

Meet Mark Foley, Florida Rep. who passes laws to safeguard teens from sexual exploitation on the Internet by day and sends e-mail and text messages coercing teens to strip and masturbate at night: “I’m not gay. I’m a married Republican, after all. Sometimes I like sex with other dudes, but that doesn’t make me gay. The only way I can get it up with my wife is to fantasize about a 17-year-old jizzing his pants while he’s on the phone with me, but that doesn’t make me gay.”

Meet Archbishop and arch-hypocrite Rembert Weakland who wrote with his fellow bishops, “Young people, in particular, need special encouragement and guidance … to aid them in not getting involved in homosexual relations or in the ‘gay subculture.’”

“Now read my new book where I talk about getting involved in homosexual relations with a young college guy and then paying him $450,000 in hush money. Read how I called gay sex “unnatural” and “intrinsically evil” even as I was butt f***ing the hell into him; and, all the while pretending to be living the most unnatural lifestyle of all: the total repression of sexuality in any form.

“And, get this, I was doing all this while a member of the one of the gayest professions on earth: catholic priest. I’m gay now that I’m no longer a bishop, but there are no gay priests or bishops, though our own studies show that 1/3 to 1/2 of us are.”

P.T. Barnum had nothing on these guys!

>…He added, “I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.”…<

What a total nutball. Joey doesn’t think there are gays around his kids? He’s just never asked!

I haven’t been back since 1992 and in a short visit there I found out that nothing has changed. A friend of mine who stayed says it is pretty bad. I would suggest if anybody out there wants to move to Toledo and or its suburbs do not even be tempted.

But what if your KIDS are gay? Would you kick them out of the (pro) family? Or would you simply kill them?