I hope she has the pictures we would love to see. He is probably just another Minister Ted Haggard, who marched back and forth across his megachurch denying the humanity of gay people.

And then he would get together with his gay PROSTITUTE boyfriend, where for $$$, the ‘boys’ had some fun.

And after being outed by his BF, Haggard claimed he was cured by prayer. I really wondered what he prayed for – maybe someone to be the bottom, so he could be a top and feel more manly

And you can bet your last $$ that much of the leadership of the anti gay forces are closet cases.

The position seems to be that literally any amount of lust or enjoyment, any amount of yielding to pleasure, consigns us to unthinking stupidity and thus contains the seeds of destruction. The problem with absolutist positions like this is two-fold: they’re incredibly difficult to argue in practice (as the proverbial “tipping point” could sit literally ANYWHERE on the whole spectrum, including having some Jell-O at lunch after you’ve already reached the minimum number of calories to sustain you until 6 PM). And two, they simply don’t bear out in fact. If personal pleasure always came packaged with a slippery slope, society would have died out the very day some (obviously inconsiderate to the point of anarchistic) Victorian had his wife go reverse-cowgirl instead of missionary.

As for Guy Adams: Someone better tell these fuddy-duddy conservative heteros to never again get turned on by the sight of their wives in a lace teddy (which arousal, innocuous as it is, DOES technically constitute a paraphilia). After all, by their logic, a lingerie fetish leads inexorably to sex in a hot tub, followed almost immediately by the irresistible compulsion to abduct and rape an entire Girl Scout troop.

Something that we should have learned from 9/11

But we should pray for Mr. Keyes. Imagine – he turned out his own daughter when she came out. Fortunately her college tuition was then provided by a foundation dedicated to America’s often failed ideals. BTW – I actually met her long enough for a handshake about 4 years ago.

But why would Mr. Keyes be so strident and hateful of Gays – probably because the black community was treated as less then human in the past, and in particular, the men were mentally castrated. And at segregationist lynchings, conducted by those good southern christians who still poison parts of southern culture, the black victims were also castrated as well as hanged.

Or is Keyes in total denial of his own secret sexuality? Embarassment is one of the strongest of emotional drivers and blockers of reason.

He and Fred Phelps should make a gay porn movie. The only problem is there would need to be a third gay there, to be the ‘top’ for both of them.

A Big Old Woof! From Trace!

Allan Keyes is a fool.

The only organization that I know of that gives bright gay young adults (who are lacking financial resources or may have been kicked out of their parents’ home but who are deteremined to go to college) the financial help for higher education in return for a commitment on the part of the college aid recipient to give something back to the GLBT community.