I wish every gay person in America could be here right now. Ohio was called for Obama, and the crowd here stood up, cheered, whistled, danced.

I’m here with my Gay Agenda co-host Jon Mallow, who’s wearing a very dapper elephant tie. We’re drinking Budweiser, a good (sort of) American beer. And everywhere, people are climbing on chairs to get a better view of the screen. It’s so loud here, you can’t really hear anything – but you can surf on the excitement.