They’re doing the roll call on the floor of the Democratic National Convention, where each state says how many delegates are for Obama and how many for Clinton - and where they also triumphantly state what they think is wonderful about their state.

What did Massachusetts say? After shout-outs to their sports teams, universal health care and education, they ended proudly with: “Massachusetts, the first state in marriage equality!”

Makes me want to move there - if I weren’t so convinced NY will get marriage within two years.