Subscribe to Breaking NewsWithers: The Palin drama is better than Bobby and Whitney
Oh you gotta love the Palin household. Sure Sarah Palin isn’t the vice-president, but her brood continues to make crazy gossipy drama.
Now before some conservative troll flips, I got nothing against household travails. Buy me a slice of cherry pie and I’ll regal you with tales of Withers’ hot mess (my personal favorite is my father and uncle knocking over the Thanksgiving table in a tussle); however, it’s a good idea to keep those family hijinks on the down-low. You would think hockey mom Palin would know that, but noooooo. She and her clan are keeping us all entertained with public charges, counter charges, and furious press releases.
First there was Levi Johnston, former fiance of Palin’s daughter Bristol, going on TV spilling all the beans. He spent nights in the Palin household, the Alaska governor probably knew the young couple were doing the nasty, he can’t get any alone time with his own son, etc., etc. Palin issued a press release calling Johnston out, which was odd. Why is a state governor letting some youngster get under her skin?
Now Sarah Palin’s father is getting his two cents in.
“I don’t agree with what he’s doing right now,” said Chuck Heath. “It’s not right. He’s broke, so he’s trying to capitalize on this. I wish he’d take some of this money he’s making and buy some diapers with it.”
Grandpa Heath? Why are you talking? And why isn’t your daughter telling her brood to keep family business on the hush-hush?
Dear Logo bosses: give the Palins their own reality show. Imagine the money baby! Think Bobby and Whitney times 3.
I’m lost for words.
I am appalled yet fascinated by this train wreck that is Sarah Palin’s personal/public life. She’s more entertaining now more than ever. And I’m still rooting for her to go for 2012.
My God.. and this was McCain’s choice for VP. Just think what other horrible choices he’d have made. Thank God Obama won!!
This makes me even happier (if it were possible) that the McCain-Palin ticket was not elected.
and I thought MY relatives were embarassing and trashy, good LORD!
Here’s the video of the Tyra apprearance:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXdyB-wAnms
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhqPEhzGFk
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzQ8MUOpMjE
I do think that Sarah is the best. W was the first president who gave Americans sense that their president is just like them: as dumb, as primitive, as unremarkable. Sarah as president will take the American self-esteem to all-times high:
We will all feel that we are not as bad spenders as our president.
We will all know that we are better parents than our president.
We will all learn that anyone can be smarter than our president.
And, in this hard times, America sure needs couple minutes of laughter every night. So, my vote is for Sarah! Drill, baby, drill!
Geeze:
With people like this you do not need gay marriage to ruin the family! or the sanctity of marriage!
Did Mrs. Palin teach abstainance only ? Bet now she wished she had bought Bristol some rubbers.
I really feel that in the “old days” the reason for “morals” was to make sure that kids had parents that would take care of them. Then the 1960s and Birth Control which was good. Somehow most people that did not want, or were not ready for kids in the 1960s were smart enough to use it.
Tom in Long Beach
Dominick Dunne and Jerry Springer should get together to produce/write a “Grey Gardens” movie about the Palins. What a bunch of trash.
The Palin family is starting to make the Osbournes seem normal.
Here’s the link:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/04/03/2009-04-03_gov_sarah_palins_sisterinlaw_diana_palin.html
You didn’t mention Gov. Palin’s sister-in-law who was just arrested for breaking and entering when the guy who owned the house she broke into caught her in the act of trying to steal money.
Ya gotta love it. What was that bit about lipstick and pigs? Trash, for sure. ROTFLMAO.