1. If you climb a gate, jump into a zoo habitat for polar bears, and get beat down by a polar bear, expect little sympathy from me. Instead I’m going to laugh and start a petition demanding that animal gets some type of prize.

2. The New York Mets play their first game in a new stadium today. Sure you come here for “gay news” but if they make the playoffs, I’m writing about it for a whole week. So deal.

3. Dr. Laura said good things about gay relationships?!?! Dr. Laura?! Get out!

4. My apartment is a pigsty and I don’t care.

5. Rev. Rick Warren is not making sense.

6. Newt Gingrich said something smart yesterday: the Obama dog story is stupid. However, Bo is a cute little thing; the new Obama pet doesn’t hold a candle to Bailey.

7.  No cherry pie yet. That  will change by Friday.

8. The Amazon.com story reminds why my cash only goes to independents. Good morning 192 and Book Court.

9. If my doctor ever tells me to give up coffee, I’m getting a different opinion.

10. Bacon salt. God bless this land!