Subscribe to Breaking NewsWithers: 10 random thoughts 2
I was surprised about how you all responded to last week’s post. Here is round 2.
1. Is it wrong that I want to steal the subway poster for Showtime’s “The Tudors”?
2. Iowa. Oh, Iowa. I’ve always loved ya (everyone say hello to the Hamers), but you’ve earned a special place in my cold flinty heart.
3. To all gay club DJ’s: Remixes of Al Green’s “Love and Happiness” are morally bankrupt. Please cease and desist because you are liable to get yourself arrested (or cussed at).
4. From all reports it looks as if Iraqi gays are being hunted down as clerics preach homophobia at Friday prayers. This organization does what it can by offering safe houses so gay Iraqis can leave the country.
5. How did Tyra Banks bag a Levi Johnston interview? I’m guessing he’s not going to be invited to the Palins home for any future Thanksgiving meals.
6. A salute to Courtney Paris, University of Oklahoma b-ball player. A big woman with a bigger heart.
7. Rupert Everett is tired and needs to stop giving interviews.
8. I’ve not had good cherry pie in a long time. Will need to change that.
9. My favorite restaurant closed its doors recently; I hate this economy!
10. You saw this coming: go UNC!
Steal that poster or somebody else will.
Iowa and Vermont in the same week.
Love Al Green.
We occupy Iraq and for this to continue while we have tens of thousands of troops means we have not won any war by a long shot.
Levi said they practiced “safe sex” most of the time. Hey Levi. It only takes once.
Courtney Paris is my idol. Look out WNBA.
Rupert who?
I had one a few days ago. Love cherry pie.
Only 1 in 10 restaurants make it. Looks like yours was number 9.
I wanted the Spartans but go UNC. Tyler is a total bottom. Hopefully.
Withers… what is it about that nasty, ugly expressioned photo of you!
The expression is actually repelling and offensive…. this is not a good thing as the photo is to put a face to a writer not give one an opinion of the writer based on expression.
365GAY is NOT your high school yearbook, and that photo is NOT reactionist cool!
1. Is it wrong that I want to steal the subway poster for Showtime’s “The Tudors”?
Haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about… and please don’t tell me, I like it this way.
2. Iowa. Oh, Iowa. I’ve always loved ya (everyone say hello to the Hamers), but you’ve earned a special place in my cold flinty heart.
Best news in weeks… welcome to the modern world, Iowa.
3. To all gay club DJ’s: Remixes of Al Green’s “Love and Happiness” are morally bankrupt. Please cease and desist because you are liable to get yourself arrested (or cussed at).
Haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about… and please don’t tell me, I like it this way.
4. From all reports it looks as if Iraqi gays are being hunted down as clerics preach homophobia at Friday prayers. This organization does what it can by offering safe houses so gay Iraqis can leave the country.
It hurts just to read this. I want to cry.
5. How did Tyra Banks bag a Levi Johnston interview? I’m guessing he’s not going to be invited to the Palins home for any future Thanksgiving meals.
Haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about… and please don’t tell me, I like it this way.
6. A salute to Courtney Paris, University of Oklahoma b-ball player. A big woman with a bigger heart.
That was a cool story. Thanks for posting the link.
7. Rupert Everett is tired and needs to stop giving interviews.
Haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about… and please don’t tell me, I like it this way.
8. I’ve not had good cherry pie in a long time. Will need to change that.
Go for it!
9. My favorite restaurant closed its doors recently; I hate this economy!
Go have a cherry pie, you’ll feel better.
10. You saw this coming: go UNC!
Go Red Wings!
Well, when it comes to gay marriage, we Iowans know how to “Git ‘er Done!” The main motivation being to “earn” Mr. Wither’s acceptance and approval!
Go UNC – remember our UNC and Duke rivalry – that was a fun!
We are honored to make your top 10 list!
steph
Respnses:
1. Is it wrong that I want to steal the subway poster for Showtime’s “The Tudors”?
A: Only if the KING is not sexy. So, no.
2. Iowa. Oh, Iowa. I’ve always loved ya (everyone say hello to the Hamers), but you’ve earned a special place in my cold flinty heart.
A: Nice spring gift huh?
3. To all gay club DJ’s: Remixes of Al Green’s “Love and Happiness” are morally bankrupt. Please cease and desist because you are liable to get yourself arrested (or cussed at).
A: Standards should remain standards. So you are correct sir.
4. From all reports it looks as if Iraqi gays are being hunted down as clerics preach homophobia at Friday prayers. This organization does what it can by offering safe houses so gay Iraqis can leave the country.
A: Religious fanatics harassing gays and treating them less than human. Where did I hear that before? Evangelicals? Mormons? Catholics?…
5. How did Tyra Banks bag a Levi Johnston interview? I’m guessing he’s not going to be invited to the Palins home for any future Thanksgiving meals.
A: How? Cause who cares.
6. A salute to Courtney Paris, University of Oklahoma b-ball player. A big woman with a bigger heart.
A: And a deficit bank roll.
7. Rupert Everett is tired and needs to stop giving interviews.
A: Well, it is hard when you are the self appointed king of all gays.
8. I’ve not had good cherry pie in a long time. Will need to change that.
A: Get down south. We have cherry pie a plenty.
9. My favorite restaurant closed its doors recently; I hate this economy!
A: Take a valium because it is going to get worse.
10. You saw this coming: go UNC!
A: HELL YEAH!!! GO HEELS!!!!!
Go ahead. Steal the Tudors poster.
Withers, I don’t know what you see but I see the Izzos taking out your Heels. Sorry!
Look Withers,
If the team playing against the Heels was from a certain couch burning hellhole in Columbus, OH, I could be convinced to sport Carolina blue.
How-EVER, as much as my Maize and Blue blood hates it, the Spartans are the home team (and my nephew’s future school).
The Heels are getting crushed, James.
If california doesn’t strike down prop 8, I swear I’m moving to Iowa, or some place far. My boss recently asked me why the hell I’m so obsessed with prop 8 and I do not even have a boyfriend. My boss is also gay and I’m stck with the idiot
yah, how did Tyra land a levi johnson interview? Her ratings are so high.Why? Why do people love this show? I just don’t get it. Anyway let me stop hating. She’s supposed to be ” a friend to the gays”.
Tiger,
Not to be funky here, but your comment a few weeks back about a war essentially argued for killing straights as payback for harm done to gays. A minority trying to kill a majority is a losing ticket. And you know that.
Sincerely,
James
“4. From all reports it looks as if Iraqi gays are being hunted down as clerics preach homophobia at Friday prayers.”
Still think it’s not a war?
“8. I’ve not had good cherry pie in a long time. Will need to change that.”
Damn, now you’ve given me a craving.